Due to a lack of modesty and numerous other reasons, we will now be enforcing a mandatory Dress Code Policy.

All students must wear the following outfit at all times while on PCC’s campus:

Darren and I had our very important weekly meeting today, April 1 2008, and decided it was time to announce this.

{Also, if you’re having a tough time understanding the fact that this is an April Fool’s Joke, please feel free to come dressed in this outfit – I actually think it’s pretty snazzy.}